Monday June 5th, 2023 - 07:01:58 PM

Conficker Worm Destroys Evidence
April 1, 2009

An infection of the Conficker worm has deleted over 5 hours of audiotaped conversations detailing the plot to fool the electorate by having mayoral candidates drop out and endorse the candidate best positioned to defeat mayor Gagner. Also lost were hundreds of documents and court filings demonstrating contraventions of the Municipal Act, Municipal Elections Act, and Criminal Code.

Just kidding! APRIL FOOLS!


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